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Gosh, pure excitement at the beginning of the month š¤© Our landlady, came š¤
Great, I thought... I'll show her all the places I like to pee āŗļø I'll proudly show her the scrapes on the doors I conjure up when my guards lock me away again š I'll show her around and push the riffraff aside carelessly š
Then I'll glamour her and lovingly lick her legs š Maybe she can convince Julia and Sybille to give me my due freedoms and show me a little more respect š¤ Oh, I was soooo looking forward to this and as usual, my dreams were viciously dashed š”
They took us away š© awful, like in a cattle transport. I've been humiliated many times before, but this surpassed everythingāļø.
Dragged into the car with Rapunzelchen, and then, off we went ššØ far away.
(OK, I had an extremely great morning with Marcus on a beautiful beach š but the old bags don't need to know that).
Even my nemesis O'Malley was harnessed into a cart and dragged away š° Julia had him firmly in her grasp. Only our ever-cheerful princess Nala šøš» ran happily after him š¤¦š» A pitiful sight š¤
Talked about us before as if I hadn't heard it: when the landlady comes, the troublemakers have to go; they only cause stress š”š±š„ŗ
When we were allowed to come back, Sybille had a fat grin on her face š²
Everything had gone wonderfully, and all the hairy noses were so sweet šš
And then she said: My God, thank goodness the "worst case" scenario didn't happen- Bobbles & Co. would have been there, kick up a stink, and Bobbles would have peed on our landlady's feet.
Helllloooo, that was precisely the planā¼ļøš.
But who got to stay here āļø Mr Charming, Mr Handsome, Mr I'm Just Great, Mr Captain America ā”ļøš EVANS!!!!!
As a model dog š¶ because he's always so charming š¤® They're crazy, the girls!!!!
And he actually moved in here, IN MY HOUSE. Lying around with me in the living room and flirting with my girls š
Where have the good times gone š©
Ok, I think he's pretty cool too, but shhh š don't tell anyone. I'm going to copy his bedroom look a bit, hehe.
Besides, he seems to be a real bully š¤ The two of us have become a super team to chase away the sh...mutts on the street š He can rumble so beautifully š
Hihi, Evans will soon get one on the roof from our keepers Julia and Sybille, too š
The one who is always hidden - your Bobbles ā¤ļøš¶
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